People say I am a cross between Woody Harelson and Mr. Clean. But, as I get older I am a lot less woody and more appreciative of a really good shine. I am a bald writer, director, and part time sandwich artist. I have problems putting on my morning Rogaine rountine because I always singing cocaine by Eric Clapton when applying. The Rogaine is now absorbing into the brain because when I apply it, within an hour I start seeing Umpa Lumpa's dancing around me. I don't think it's the Rogaine, I think it's the payote.