Anything Goes : Most Compelling Film Assassins by Bill Costantini

Most Compelling Film Assassins

2,063 years ago, Roman Emperor and calendar inventor Julius Caesar was having his evening wine, thinking, "tomorrow's gonna be a great day - I'm Dictator-for-Life.  What could go wrong?"

Little did he know.  Beware the Ides of March!

My favorite screenplay assassin is John Wick (Keanu Reeves) from the John Wick films.  Anybody who'll wipe out hundreds of bad guys because of his love for a dog is okay in my book.  John Wick is closely followed by Lorraine Broughton (Charlize Theron) from Atomic Blonde - not just because, well, it's Charlize Theron, but because she did it for democracy, and could kick, punch, choke, break necks, stab, shoot and hurl objects with the best of them.  Tied for third would be Leon (Jean Reno) from The Professional, and Beatrix Kiddo, AKA The Bride (Uma Thurman) from the Kill Bill films.  

That's a quartet of assassins that would make any screenwriter proud and any film patron happy.  Who are your favorite film assassins/him men or hit women?    

Dan MaxXx

The Killer - Chow Yun-Fat made the .45 sexy

Collateral - Don't steal Tom Cruise's briefcase.

Road to Perdition - Tom Hanks is a boss with a Tommy gun.

Adam Harper

Villanelle from Killing Eve

Martina Cook

La femme Nikita - Luc Besson’s original film. She is the reason I want to be a filmmaker...and if I fail at that, a government reclute killer :)

Wal Friman

Malone . Burt Reynolds. Small, uncomplicated movie.

Tony S.

Steve Buscemi, Mr. Shh, in "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead."

John Cusack, Martin Q. Blank, in "Grosse Pointe Blank."

Geena Davis, Charly, in "The Long Kiss Goodnight."

Anne Parillaud, Nikita, in "La Femme Nikita."

So many.

Eric Christopherson

John Malkovich's assassin In the Line of Fire still creeps me out whenever I think of that film.

Adam Harper

Munich - they're not the coolest assassins but I love the film.

Debbie Croysdale

Agree with @Owen For giving Jules W a mention. (Pulp Fiction). Furthermore the character’s most powerful move was deciding NOT to strike anymore. Vincent, Jules side kick, got killed not realising he had to change. My thought is Antagonists do not have to have a weapon in their hand to kill or do long term damage, Eg Nurse Ratchet One Flew Over Cuckoos Nest, Mother in Mother’s Day. Even dating back to Shakespeare we had Lady Macbeth etc. Often servants pick up tools, but the real assassin is The Puppeteer.

Debbie Croysdale

The massacre scene in Godfather. “Do you renounce Satan and all his works?” “I do”. Then massacre. Michael went to a privileged and private school, but Assassin was in his DNA. (Godfather).

Debbie Croysdale

@Bill You like assassin cos of his love for his dog? AND mention Julius same thread? Heh heh.......Your cat will kill definitely you! LOL Bill has pet called Julius!

Craig D Griffiths

Charles Bronson in the original “Mechcanic”

Debbie Croysdale

Yeah You're right @Craig AND "Bronnie" was Ace in all the Vigilante films.

Tony S.

At one time a firm believer in a conspiracy, this lengthy book changed my mind, "Reclaiming History: The Assassination of President John F. Kennedy" by Vincent Bugliosi. Oswald acted alone.

Eric Christopherson

Here's a little true story about the assassination that may not be publicly known. I was in a bar in Tyler, Texas and somehow struck up a conversation with a pair of men who were identical twins. They recognized from my accent that I was not a native Texan and after I'd shared that I'd grown up in Massachusetts, they shared that their father (I forget his name) was that tall guy in the white stetson from that famous photo, you know, the one who'd been escorting Oswald when Jack Ruby shot him. Their father had been in charge of Oswald's security, and when Oswald got shot he'd been certain it had to have been a cop who'd pulled the trigger, so sure he'd been of his own security measures.

Eric Christopherson

Yeah, not for long. Ruby was a police hound and all the cops knew him, which was likely the only reason he had access to the basement of the jail where he shot Oswald. Of course there are conspiracy theories involving Dallas PD too ...

Tony S.

Actually, it was Bigfoot on the grassy knoll using a blunderbuss he swiped from Ichabod Crane. The second team was an alien who stepped through an inter-dimensional portal along with Captain Kirk who had Scotty beam him down. Kirk, with Spock's help, modified a phaser to make the kill setting look like a bullet strike.

Tony S.

Don't let the door hit you in the grassy knoll on the way out.

Tony S.

Jesus was in Dallas that day. Spotter for the the sixth team hovering over Dealey in a UFO..

Tony S.

So much for, "I am so done with this...yawn..."

Dan MaxXx

What? So Neil Armstrong wasn't the First Man to walk on the Moon?

Tony S.

No! Kubrick was hired to fake it.

Tony S.

It's a well known, wackadoodle conspiracy theory that inspired a film.

Tony S.

Oh, but we're learning so much.

LOL - Proof positive love is blind.

Tony S.

LOL

Tony S.

LOL

Debbie Croysdale

A personal favourite "Joker" Some feel he is more than, or equal to, Batman on many levels. Tenacity for survival, against all odds including a violent father, his opponent being a rich kid given everything at birth. Joker has also cleared the city of crooks for many years, before batman donned the cloak and became a vigilante God. The Agent of Chaos, kills those he loathes, but so does the squeaky clean kid. Interestingly, the huge advertising campaign surrounding most popular Batman film ever (before death Heath Ledger) was mainly about Joker. Major parks in USA had face painting groups, and mobile phones were left in cinemas, for participants to pick up and be given cryptic clues from Joker. I love all his quotes and have empathy for this guy! "What doesn't kill you, simply makes you stronger." JOKER'S LOGLINE FROM DARK KNIGHT. "A Merry Prankster rids a city of its hypocrites and liars as he gets closer to defeating the masked man who threatens to ruin all of the fun."

Dan MaxXx

The making of The Dark Knight. Nolan didn't plan on directing a sequel. Creating "The Joker" character was a team effort, from actor to make-up/costume crew.

https://cinephiliabeyond.org/the-dark-knight/

Debbie Croysdale

@Dan Thanks for share. LOL Loved the bit where Chris Nolan told establishment, might do another but in four years!

Debbie Croysdale

JOKER …...An assassin with principles. "EVERYTHING BURNS" He doesn't kill for money.

Debbie Croysdale

(Not to forget Assassins in Retro film, and 60s/70s.) My favourite in the whole of this time zone is the Gangster Thriller, Get Carter made in 1971. This original gritty and brutal British crime feature is now a Cult Classic. Mike Hodges first at directing a feature, a real life feel due to his documentary background and extensive research into the criminal underworld. A mind blowing cast of actors, and unforgettable soundtrack, playing as Michael Caine sits on the train from London up to Newcastle. The film had an intensely personal edge, as Assassin Jack leaves his patch in London, to find the cause of his brothers death. Hundreds of real life locals in Newcastle acted as extras, reflecting the rich social tapestry of the time.

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