Okay folks - I have to say, this is perhaps my most thrilling moment on Stage32. I did everything you could possibly do wrong for a pitch of my time travel project Continuum Force. And I mean EVERYTHING. My heart was in the right place and maybe that's what saved me. I don't know. I really wanted an opportunity to pitch to Damon Lane but had committed to the lovely wife I'd take her to Universal Studios Orlando for the Harry Potter Experience (She is a Potterhead). First mistake - I tried to skype pitch Damon from universal. I searched high and low at the park for a quiet place and thought I found one. No kidding, as soon as the call begins, screaming kids, Universal cast members blaring over loud speakers, someone starts singing behind me. Damon could barely hear me and I couldn't hear him that well. Second mistake - I let it rattle me big time. I'm panicked so I begin rushing through my pitch and I feel like I'm totally fubaring this thing, forgetting character names, major plot points, then trying to recover and making it all disjointed. I could have just sat there and read the written pitch and it would've been better than the nonsense I babbled. I seemed to start evey single sentence with the word, BASICALLY. At one point I just accepted defeat and told Damon, look I'm obviously butchering this thing, go ahead and just ask me any questions you might have about the project. Folks, when I tell you it was awful - I actually had my besties (and co-writers on the project), console me by telling me, "Well, at least now you know you can't do much worse." I felt so terrible about it that I actually emailed Joey and apologized for wasting Damon's time. I don't know if he put a good word in for me or if one of my ramblings sparked an interest for Damon but I was shocked to see I was requested! I couldn't believe it. Thank you so much Damon for giving it a look and thank you Joey for everything you do. BTW, folks. DON'T PITCH AT THEMEPARKS! :-)
This is an absolutely fantastic story, Jason. I really hope this goes somewhere because it's going to be a classic anecdote to share.
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CJ, I know right? My friend and co-writer Debbie said I'll need to add some embelleshments like, "And then a hawk from fear factor live flew down and stole my ipad mid-pitch...". Thanks as well, Aarthi! Glad to share.
LOL! The question here is, will you be leveraging a scene based on this into your writing at some point?
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I think I have to now! :-)
Looking forward to hopefully seeing it on screen one day and being able to explain the backstory :)
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Hilarious! What a pitch you are never, ever going to forget! And most likely Damon too! Congratulations Jason and good luck with the request!
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Omg, nerve wrecking! But your friends are right, that's probably the worst pitch experience you'll ever have :)
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well done Jason ! maybe from the outside things didn't look as bad as you thought. More importantly... did you get onto the Harry Potter experience :)
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Michael, we've done the experience before - this one was some celebration dealio where they had some of the actors and props from the film. The wifey met Dumbledore (Michael Gambon)! She did say the "museum" left a lot to be desired. Hope one day to see the WB one in London.
If it's meant to be...nothing can stop it. Congrats on getting a request.
Thanks for sharing your "funny" experience Jason. Best of luck with your project!