Guy Masterson plays the American businessman in "AMERICAN POODLE - Splayfoot" by Brian Parks and directed by David Calvitto. First performed at the Edinburgh Festival in 2007, the show is an hilarious take on the UK-US Special Relationship. In this except, the American Businessman on his first trip to London to purchase a mysterious artefact of British history, sees everything in 'Quaint Ol' England' through rose-tinted spectacles. (Filmed by David Hicks, produced by James Mastroianni)