Introduce Yourself : Int. a messy office. night by Heidi Haaland

A fire hazard of INDEX CARDS, LOOSE PAGES, NOTEBOOKS, NOTEPADS and PAPER NAPKINS carpet every available horizontal surface and a few vertical ones. In its midst. a WOMAN wolfs down a bowl of greek yogurt and blackberries while typing one-handed. She hovers over the YouTube button...and then pulls away. No. Not again. Not this time. She will not watch http://youtu.be/D88ee6rAA6s even though Evie Sands is better than the Hollies. ...or http://youtu.be/i48o5Ss9VlI, despite Vickie Calhoun's divine backup vocals ...or even http://youtu.be/jQvUBf5l7Vw, because you can't listen just once to an Iggy song ...and especially not http://youtu.be/Y2qjhRAMqs4. Not Mr Super Freak. ...well...maybe just for a couple of minutes...