BUYER BE WHERE?
By Zack Van Eyck

GENRE: Comedy

LOGLINE: A hard-to-please baseball fan drives a scalper crazy when he turns his nose up at every ticket he is offered. But is this prospective buyer simply picky or does he have an ulterior motive? Two male leads, one is 20s-30s, other is 30s-50s. One supporting male, any age. About a dozen extras (non-speaking). Exterior street corner, preferably with stadium in background. Comedy, 6 pages.