Mildred, a large very bad poet, kidnaps her son and steals his VA disability benefits so she and her daughters can vacation in Bermuda.

SYNOPSIS:

Mildred, a gun factory worker, feels that she deserves a trip to Bermuda and a swimming pool. In order to afford those things, she recruits her daughters, Cassandra and Frances, to help her kidnap her son, Little Willie, and steal his VA disability benefits. When Little Willie escapes, Mildred and her daughters decide to steal and sell some guns. The trip to Bermuda gets sidetracked when Cassandra falls in love with an honest man.

BERMUDA