I'm an obscure, unappreciated writer. I sleep in a musty garret. I subsist on the table scraps of fat, bloated plutocrats. Someday, I'll kill them...
Name: Dale Andersen
Lives in: Ladera Ranch, California
Company: Dale Andersen And Why Not?
Unique traits: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dale and I'm your designated ranter. Flying spittle is one of the risks of attending a live performance so you may wish to shield yourselves with your dessert menus.