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THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME FAMILY
By Richard Willett

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

They say gay parents will inevitably turn their kids gay, right? Well, Bert and Martin are about to go on national TV to prove them wrong. The only problem: All four of their kids appear to be gay.

SYNOPSIS:

They say gay parents will inevitably turn their kids gay, right? Well, Bert and Martin are about to go on national TV to prove them wrong. The only problem: All four of their kids appear to be gay.

Bert's dreams of TV fame are on the verge of coming true, but how will he pull this off? Especially saddled with Martin, a down-to-earth construction foreman who flunked Gay 101.

The solution? Bert will single-handedly whip these kids into shape!

By forcing the youngest boy to attend a football game and escorting the oldest boy to a straight strip bar. By purchasing a mountain of chick lit for his teenage daughter and taking his youngest girl doll shopping at the toy store -- where she falls in love with a gigantic Uzi.

Except then Martin, and the kids, begin to fight back.

And in the end, it seems as if only a miracle can save this family. But miracles, it turns out, show up in the strangest places.

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