Joe Vecchio

I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own hands. I never knew my mother, as she died two years before I was born. My early years were spent selling used chopsticks to bamboo recycling centers until I could afford a room at a condemned boarding house. Then by a strange coincidence, I met Ed MacMahon during an appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show. Now, instead of SELLING used chopsticks, I EAT with used chopsticks.