Neil Shelby Long

So who is Neil Shelby Long, the world’s greatest one armed photographer? There are two stories as to how Neil only has one arm. The concise and frankly unimaginative version is that he was born like it. The one that gets told to new acquaintances (usually attractive female ones), is that he lost it in a shark attack off the coast of Australia. Initially repelled by a swift punch to the nose, the shark, unfortunately, saw the next left uppercut coming. There are only two flaws to this story. 1st, Neil is right handed and 2nd, Neil has never been to Australia. Neil is always as smart as a carrot, as cunning as a fox and as faithful as your favorite chocolate labrador called Bertie. His favorite colour is black. He wishes he could be more fashionable, but usually snorts dismissively at the fashion pages of the Sunday supplements. He doesn’t do weddings.
Stills photographer, HD DSLR operator, pretty much do everything on small commercial jobs.