Andy Gallego

Andy Gallego

Animal Trainer

Dakar, Senegal

Member Since:
July 2015
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About Andy

I am Mabumbo Zawetzi of the Marvin the Martian Tribe of East Bumba Clap Click Click region of Senegal. I answer only to the Grand Lord of Buttfuck and serve him in all of my capacity. I enjoy long walks on the beach, fighting in civil wars, absorbing the souls of midgets, and shitting in a box.

I also work in the Congolese Space Program, where I manage the Bumba Ndongo Project, which specializes in strapping lizards to fireworks and launching them into the sky to celebrate Congo's annual "Why are we even a country?" festival.

Coolia Click Click ClockBoo

Education

  • University of Bumba Clap
    (1903-1907)

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