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Larry David has a hard time being smart without being an ass.
A traffic violation leads Larry David to community service as a cross
walk guard. Meanwhile, the hybrid car maybe a silent killer, and Jeff
Green is losing weight while getting Rolf-ed.
Larry David appears in traffic court in front of Judge Whit Schilling
for hitting Oscar Wise, an Orthodox Jewish pedestrian in a cross walk.
Larry's defense is that the silent hybrid car is to blame, but the judge
sentences Larry to community service - as a crosswalk guard.
On Larry's first day as crosswalk guard, he confronts a woman in a black Mercedes, the wife of the judge.
Later, Larry files a complaint to the manufacturer of the hybrid, but is
told the silent car is 'normal operation,' and the accident is 'an act
Then Larry meets his agent and friend, Jeff Green, at a deli. While
gorging himself, Jeff reveals that he and Marty Funkhouser have been
losing weight by getting Rolf-ed by an attractive Korean masseuse,
Back at the crosswalk, Larry confronts Oscar Wise and unintentionally
insults a small Korean boy . Meanwhile the judge's wife in the black
Mercedes speeds through the intersection.
On the phone, Jeff shares with Larry the rough massage experience with Minhee Kim, and Larry decides he wants an appointment.
In the mean time, Larry takes the silent hybrid into an auto audio and
alarm dealership to install a pedestrian warning sound - he decides on
the screeching sound of birds from the movie 'Psycho.'
At the crosswalk duty, Larry rescues the Korean boy and is thanked by
his mother - Minhee Kim. The world is looking good for Larry, but Jeff
has more bad news - his last Rolfing session ended with an accident and
he has been banned from further Rolf-ing. Larry decides to keep his
Larry's massage begins with rough elbows, but Minhee Kim showers him
with fists when she realizes Larry is friends with Jeff Green. In his
hasty escape in the hybrid, Larry narrowly misses hitting Oscar Wise
again, but swerves directly into the black Mercedes of the judge's wife.
Back in traffic court, Larry faces Judge Whit Schilling. The judge
recognizes him: 'Mr. David. You're the hairdresser, right?' In his
defiant moment before the gavel falls, Larry responds: 'That's right,
and you're Shit Willing!'