I am a part-time idiot and a full time moron, so, understandably I founded the Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Morons, No Idiots, Please! We are located in Mildew, Ohio, under a rock, just a Sharp Right Turn From Commonsense.
Come on down and visit sometime, be sure to bring your own shovel. If driving, we are the next exit passed, "The Twilight Zone"; one small step for mankind - one gigantic leap from REALITY!
As publisher of Eat The Press - Don't Read It we adhere to our Journalistic Code: "The public's right to know supersedes our right to tell the truth! So we just make sh*t Up!
I was once like you, but, now I'm not. Bipedal, Bi-partisan, Bi-racial: Black from the waist down where it counts; white from the waist up where it doesn't.