Joseph Mellesh

Joseph Mellesh

Actor, Film Festival Director, Narrator and Voice Actor

Erie, Pennsylvania

Member Since:
June 2016
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About Joseph

Born onto this hot, black mama ball of ass and asphalt, the holy hell creation of a bottom shelf whiskey and rock n’ roll rock salt shotgun wedding, this lord of lust comes to calm and cool this wet n’ wild, slicked n’ wicked world with his deep dish, make wish, James Bond and Money Penny, all up in your hootenanny, tell it to your Granny, gonna put it in your fanny, and don’t you forget the Genny; love . The Prince of Pimps, surrounded by his luscious legions of graveyard gravel go-go girls that feed from the fury that erupts from his Valhalla vein, The Beard carves a righteous path, beset on every side by the piles of pleasure from his holocaust of heat. Say his name: The regent of Rednecks, the Tyrant of the Trailer-park, Maestro of Medicinal; The Beard. Know him. Love him. Fear him. Because You know he’s probably your real daddy…

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