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My trademarks are
* Swedish Flags
* The number of the beast 6.6.6. appears at least one shot in his own movies.
* Music-video like movies with a very large amount of soundtracks.
2019 The Tale of Two Swords (Producer) - Pre-production
2019 Precision: The Child Drug Trafficking (Producer)
2017 Social Media Massacre (co producer)
2017 Attack of the Cyber Octopuses (co producer)
2016 Root of Darkness (produced by) (completed)
2016 Den gamle och monstret (producer)
2014 Cannibal Fog (producer)
2010 Dragonetti the Ruthless Contract Killer (producer)
2010 Sektor 236 (co producer)
2005 Die Zombiejäger (producer)
2002 Zombienoid (Short) (producer)
TBA Dragonetti 2: An Eye for an Eye (producer) (announced)
Jonas Wolcher AKA titled "The creator of new Swedish genrefilm".
He loves to tell stories right away without so much explanation of the past. The strength of Jonas Wolcher is his ability to find music that fits for each specific scene to keep the mood and the rhythm in the movie. He's also very good at artwork and marketing. It's been nearly 3 years since he directed a feature and now Jonas is back working harder and faster than ever.
The expression "to Wolche, or Wolcha" something comes from Jonas Wolcher's ability to market something with no budget.
"I CREATE FANTASTIC FILM"
Love to cook. French and Italian food.
Unique traits: Scared face, glasses, baldness, big guy! Friendly blue eyes and a wicked smile. Completely tone death
Social Media Massacre
Film (Comedy) Producer A man walks in to a producer to pitch a TV-show. A show that will change the history. Social Media Massacre, a show that offends utterly you completely. Get ready for Trump-characters, cultural feminist on a rampage, the refugee debate and a miserable horror director in suicide thoughts. Social Media Massacre is a dark comedy and satire drenched in goo, blood, gore and shit up your arms. The characters are puppets made of egg-boxes and empty tins of paint and acting entirely political incorrect. They are rude and now topic is forbidden. You have been warned. Prepare yourself because It's going to be a smelly ride. Written by Jonas Wolcher
Vogon Poetry: Dangers of Space
Attack of the Cyber Octopuses
Film Miscellaneous Crew
Film (Horror, Mystery and Thriller) Producer A still relatively unknown historical-novel author uncovers the brutal and murderous machinations of a religious-seeming underground organization that does ritual victims executions. He is willing to save a woman out of that, with whom he had an affair, and nearly dies trying. Written by Uprise Pictures
Film (Short) Makeup Department Add a Plot »
Root of Darkness
Film (Fantasy) Producer Erland is about to celebrate his 50th birthday. His wife Greta has invited some friends over to their newly bought cabin for a party. Erland is not happy about the upcoming party especially when some of the guests are relatives to Greta which he doesn't like. The day before the party hell falls down a dried well and finds a box containing some old artifacts. Artifacts of evilness which is going to change his life forever. Written by Jonas Wolcher
Hermit: Monster Killer
Film (Adventure, Comedy and Horror) Producer This creature feature tells the story of a an old grumpy man (the hermit) on revenge, a pack of hunters and a rugby gorilla mascot running for his life, with one thing in common: an alien being that has crashed to earth, eating anyone in its path. Now it's up to the heroes to stop this menacing creature at all cost. Written by Jonas Wolcher
Precision: The Child Drug Trafficking
Film (Action) Producer Duke, the American goes to Kampala, the capital city of Uganda to visit his brother Paul. Once arrived street kids steals his luggage. He decides to go after them. They lure him into a dangerous gang territory.....Duke is in trouble and the only way out is him fighting the notorious Gang leader-Tumalata in a death match. Written by Jonas Wolcher
Film (Short and Comedy) Makeup Department When the male population were all turned into zombies, nothing really changed.
Film (Comedy and Horror) Producer First bite gives you focus, third bite gives you pleasure, fifth bite - Cannibal Fog.
Film (Short and Drama) Makeup Department Allan is drowning his sorrow with yet another round of scotch, in the middle of the night. He's just been left by the love of his life. On the other side of town Martin is having a good time. He's enjoying playing around with Elina, a girl who is supposedly his girlfriend, but which he only uses for his own purposes and neglects. This girl loves him. And in the hospital of the same town an older man lays dreaming in bed of the woman he himself neglected, to her very own breaking point. This man is David, the father of Allan and Martin. David is having an heart-attack. And so, his sons are called to the hospital, and for the first time in a very long time, the three meet. These brothers both have their reasons to hate their father, but now it seems the father wants to make amends, and hopes to be forgiven. Not so easy for the brothers to do, however. It turns into a night the three of them will never forget, as they'll fight their past, their nightmares, and not at least themselves. Written by Linda Sandhammar
Dragonetti the Ruthless Contract Killer
Film (Action) Producer A ruthless contract killer is hired by a crime boss from Gothenburg, but everything goes wrong. Dragonetti becomes possessed and the murders begin.
Film (Sci-Fi) Editor A Squad of elite commandos is lost in the Swedish wilderness during a secret mission. A tactical unit is sent out to investigate. I the meanwhile a group of hikers enter the area. Their phones suddenly loses reception and the compasses stops working. One after the other they start to disappear. Written by Anonymous
Film (Horror) Producer in a not too distant future Gothenburg (Sweden) has been invaded by zombies. the police are powerless and a team of German zombie hunters is called in to solve the problem and clean up the city. on their way through the streets of gothenburg they run into everything, from an Italian assassin to some Swedish reporters on the wrong side of the barricades while trying to figure out what's causing the epidemic. Written by jonas wolcher
Film (Short and Horror) Producer Håkan is stuck in a zombie shooter game. Soon he has a difficulty differing the game from reality. Meanwhile a satanist wizard is conjuring an army of zombies using poisoned milk.
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The Dead Man's Mound
Dragonetti 2: An Eye for an Eye
Film (Action) Producer Production Status - Turnaround Dragonetti, a former hit man stuck in a foreign country because of his former employer. He's now a drunk poor guy with gambling habits. One day his Fahret, a friend from the Balkan war comes for a visit. He's got a contract for Dragonetti and need him to sober up. Dragonetti II will be a Swedish version of "Batman, The Dark Knight Returns". A dark story about a broken, drug addict ex contract killer struck in a country without connections and nowhere to go. You can be sure there be many rain sequences in this movie. Written by Jonas Wolcher
Best movie "Caravan" - Octolab at 12 Month Film Festival
Best International Drama Horror - "Root of Darkness" Los Angeles Academy of Film Award
Outstanding International Sci-Fi comedy - Hermit: Monster Killer" Los Angeles Academy of Film Award