Jake Hames

Jake Hames

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Actor and Voice Actor

Los Angeles, California

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September 2016
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  • Starving Artist Beatdown

    Starving Artist Beatdown (2014)
    Television (Comedy and Drama) Actor Jack works an easy job at the movie theater with his pal Nick, a sci-fi geek, and his aspiring actress girlfriend, Sharon. He used to be a pretty good painter, but there isn't much inspiration in this zombie-like existence. All of that is about to change. Enter Marcus, a pissed off ninja-in-training with something to prove. Fueled by disgust for Jack's apathy and a cruel sensei, Marcus takes it upon himself to teach a brutal lesson: Great art comes from great pain. What follows is a bloody trail of seduction, murder and maiming that only a ninja can inflict. Now, painting in a frenzy, Jack must fight not only for his art, but his life. Written by Matt Brookens

  • After Effect

    After Effect (2013)
    Film (Action, Horror and Thriller) Actor When college students sign up for what seems a simple paid research study, they soon realize their lives are in danger. Unfortunately they've unknowingly volunteered their bodies as human collateral in an ongoing U.S. Military experiment.

  • Frendz

    Frendz (2011)
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  • Man vs. Survival

    Man vs. Survival (2011)
    Video (Short and Comedy) Actor Wes Wildcat Wilson hosts a survival show that forbids him from getting assistance in the wild. Can he stay sane while his camera crew pigs out in front of him? The answer is no.

  • The Confession

    The Confession (2010)
    Film (Short, Drama and Thriller) Actor Joseph, a young priest, battles with his feelings of guilt over the war he and his fellow priests have taken against sin.

  • Elektra Luxx

    Elektra Luxx (2010)
    Film (Comedy and Drama) Actor Pregnant porn star Elektra Luxx is trying to make a split from the adult film industry by making a living teaching sex classes to housewives. But her life is thrown into disarray when a flight attendant with ties to Elektra's past approaches her for a favor. Chaos and hilarity ensue as fiancees, private investigators, a twin sister, best selling authors and even the Virgin Mary force her to face up to an unexpected series of decisions and revelations. Written by Newport Beach Film Festival

  • Guitar Party Nightmare

    Guitar Party Nightmare (2010)
    Video (Short, Comedy, Horror and Music) Actor Q: What happens when two clubber chicks get trapped at a party full of classic rock strumming D-Bags? A: Jokes.

  • The Art of Pain

    The Art of Pain (2008)
    Film (Comedy) Actor INSPIRE AN ARTIST, RUIN HIS LIFE - The peace of the mall movie theater is about to be shattered! Jack, a stagnated painter, must train new theater employee Marcus, a rage filled, motorcycle-riding martial artist. Marcus hits on Jack's actress girlfriend Sharon, and really gets the goat of comic-loving sci-fi geek, Nick. More tensions flare when Jack's boss announces a coveted career launching painting contest. Turns out that Marcus studies the art of Ninja under the diabolical, pastrami-loving Nobu. After dishing out a nasty kung fu beat down, Nobu decrees that until Marcus can demonstrate his creativity, he will never earn his black belt. With a psychotic need to prove himself boiling up, Marcus latches onto the words of his hero, zombie film maven George Romano: "Great art comes from great pain." Suddenly, Sharon and Marcus are in bed together and Jack has found some gut wrenching inspiration to paint with. Wowed by his friend's new zest for art, Nick presses Jack to begin ... Written by Matt Brookens

  • Roscoe Village

    Roscoe Village (2006)
    Television (Comedy and Drama) Actor comedy/drama of 3 friends in their waning twenties living in Chicago, who have found themselves at a crossroad in life. The dilemma is that part of them wants to stay parked in front of the TV, smoking pot on a beat up couch in their fraternity house. Reality is that time has caught up with them, and they all know that they have to grow up, start their career and begin their family. The balance between work/life and the party becomes difficult, and usually intrudes on each. The only thing remaining constant, is their friendship. Each episode starts on Sunday around noon. After rolling out of bed, usually hung over, they discuss what happened to them the prior week. The events are all told in flashbacks, set up with voice over descriptions from the point of view of each character. Many of the situations will be seen differently from each of the guys or girls point of view, which will cause an argument about what really did happen. Usually resulting in someone being awarded the coveted ... Written by Anonymous

  • Palooka

    Palooka (2006)
    Film (Short and Action) Actor For Javier the dream of becoming a prizefighter just isn't coming true. Between trouble with money, trouble with his wife, and a baby on the way; he needs to changes things fast. With his career going nowhere and no other prospects, Javier makes a decision that he will quickly comes to regret. Convinced that $10,000 will solve all of his problems, he agrees to throw a fight for small-time gangster Jaime Freschette. But Javier's world is turned upside down when everyone he cares about seems to turn against him for his decision. With the clock ticking and his word given, Javier wonders if it's already too late to back out, and if there'll be anyone left in his corner when it's all said and done. Written by Anonymous

  • Stump the Band

    Stump the Band (2006)
    Film (Horror) Actor Four hot chicks in a punk rock band, while on tour, get lost in the wilds of Wisconsin. There's a guy out there with a very serious foot fetish. He likes to collect them like baseball cards. It's a rock and roll horror adventure with a little bit of comedy mixed in. Written by William Holmes

  • Two Days in Limbo

    Two Days in Limbo (2003)
    Film (Short and War) Actor In the final days of World War II, a young medic is for the first time stationed on the German front. His platoon ambushed, and himself wounded, he finds he is no longer fighting for his principals or duty but for his very life, as he spends Two Days in Limbo. Written by Daniel J. Pico

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