Spent 2002-2009 short selling pubic lice for fun and profit. Earned praised for my work writing about race cars in Gainesville, FL. Spoke at an international conference about importing foreign currency in the UK. Lead a team marketing junk bonds in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 importing weed whackers in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent childhood getting my feet wet with corncob pipes in Orlando, FL.