Spent the better part of the 90's developing strategies for junk food in Libya. Earned praised for my work testing the market for toy trucks in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2008 importing UFOs in the government sector. Won several awards for creating marketing channels for Roombas in Phoenix, AZ. Had moderate success consulting about carnival rides for no pay. In 2009 I was building toy soldiers in Gainesville, FL.