Sam Palasota

From very humble beginnings, I dedicated myself equally to entertainment and public service. From landing helicopters, charging raging fires, and facing certain death during natural disasters; I used my love of comedy and film, in conjunction with my experience as a first responder, to create some of the most memorable television and film moments. Critics will say that I have saved more lives than I have told fart jokes, but that is something to be debated for all time.