A young business-owner’s sports memorabilia shop is surviving, thanks to a loyal customer base of pathetic single men.  But when his fiancé helps boost the confidence of these lonely sad-sacks, he has to keep his customers undateable or risk losing his business.

SYNOPSIS:

It’s the perfect haven… for pathetic single men.

Aaron has just started his first business and believe it or not, it’s surviving. His sports memorabilia shop has managed to attract a loyal customer base of sad-sack lonely dudes. With no girlfriends, these shmucks are free to spend all their time --and more importantly, their money-- at ‘The Sidelines.’

Aaron however, has a fiancé. Who could ruin everything.

When she meets this romantically-challenged bunch, she has to intervene. She gives them advice, even builds their confidence! Before long, these fixer-uppers are ready to fly the nest, and take their money with them. Aaron undermines her efforts, in order to keep his customers tragic and profitable. But in the process, his own hang-ups and resentments toward relationships become exposed.

Aaron could lose his business, his fiancé… or even both.

Scripts for First Season available upon request