Things You Can't Say in a Bakery is a satirical cooking show in which all the recipes are named for ethnic slurs and other unmentionables from around the world.  This unique Quibi-length comedy is hosted by the Ill-Mannered Empress, Millecentime Shirttail von Hemlength, the 7th great grand-daughter of Napoleon the 5th (on her mother's side) and bar sinister heir of the Hapsburg von Hemlength dynasty, in absentia. 

SYNOPSIS:

In our pilot episode, Shrunken Heads, the Empress throws together a Poison Frog cocktail, Shrunken Head Meatballs and for dessert, Coconut Greaseballs. She is joined by her precious ex-husband, Claude, the 11th Marquis de Grenouille Bouillante (a trafficker with offices at the UN in Geneva) and her not-so-faithful slave, Nigel.