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SUICIDERS CLUB

SUICIDERS CLUB
By Katarzyna Adamus

GENRE: Romance, Comedy
LOGLINE:

It is a romantic comedy, set in modern London during Christmas. When depressed fraud investigator and a wedding organizer sign up to a mysterious club, all they want is a professional help to end their lives but things spice up, when they are demanded to fulfil the club rules and learn the value of life by fulfilling a series of tasks.

SYNOPSIS:

Robert proposes to Becky in the kitchen. The woman feels offended about the circumstances and throws the ring into the sink. Angela finds out, that her boyfriend is getting married to someone else, and she must organise a wedding ceremony for him. On the same evening, Angela and Robert try to commit suicide. Robert by mistake uses contraception pills of Becky. They wake up the next day, alive. They share the same counselor. Angela always starts to cry at the end of her meetings, which affects the time of Robert's meetings. Robert hates her. He takes revenge in the bookstore and buys the last copy of recommended by their therapist's book. On the way out he got kidnapped by workers of the company, he is pursuing an investigation on. Left without the clothes, he tries to reach his office. Chasen by policemen, he ends up in the Suiciders Club, where he meets Angela. The Coach – guru of the Suiciders Club, explains roughly the rules. This organization, in exchange for money, can help them to end their lives. There are just a few rules to obey. Robert and Angela argue. The Coach throws them out. After a few days, a certain amount of money disappears from their accounts. It's Suiciders Club. Robert and Angela pop up at the next club's meeting – now, by their presence, they signed up the contract to end their lives. They have to fulfill a few assignments before the club will help them to die. The first task is charity work. Robert ends up in a dementia care home. His patient dies during the lecture. Robert is a suspect. He manages to escape. Angela is volunteering for the homeless. Angela and Robert meet accidentally after tasks. Angela is invited to Robert's house. Becky pops in and tries to get all she can from the flat. Scared by Angela, she leaves them. Next meeting. The Coach offers to kill some of their enemies, with a discount. Both Angela and Robert make their lists however they refuse to order a hitman. Angela visits Robert's parents and makes a good impression on them. The next task is a date, arranged by the suicide club's partner. Robert ends up with Angela's boss, and Angela with his boss, both in the same restaurant. It ends up as a disaster. Robert and Angela are having a nice time, after it, till a friend of Robert – taxi driver Marek, mentions „Crazy bitch” from counseling. Angela recognises herself in this description and leaves them. The next task is going together on holiday. Angela and Robert have a few adventures – they got abandoned in the forest, thrown ax at them, and in the end, are deported for taking part in a forbidden wrestling competition. They both lose their jobs. Their last task is to face their biggest fear. They visit the councellor to ask what is it. Apparently, they both are afraid to live their lives. In the end, Robert helps a homeless man to get to his job interview. He ends up without clothes again. He is worried about Angela - if they pop up at the next meeting, this means, they will end up dead. He finds her on her favorite bench. They decide to take revenge on an ex-boyfriend of Angela. We see him escaping before the ax in their previous holiday spot.

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