Trey Haltom

Eclectic. to say the least, would summarize my biography. The absolute truth might be unbelievable, but there are several songs written about me by mainstream artists. Take for instance; Come Together and the Fool on the Hill describe me perfectly and came about in the early days of my priesthood, as being the High Priest of the Order of Melchizedek. My book titled, “Falling Figs Journal Volume 1”, chronicles the first three-and-a-half-year journey in “The Incredible Adventures of the Aristocratic Pauper”. The Grateful Dead used my official BMI Registered Pseudonym, Colonel Pepper, in their version of Whiskey in a Jar. Furthermore, I am certain Joni Mitchel’s “Woodstock” describes our only encounter when she picked me up hitchhiking the day I took her to Heaven which was better known as the Escondido Canyon Retreat in Latigo Canyon where I lived in a Three-Story Christmas Tree House next to the Garden of Eden, the Spring of Eternal Life, a Cathedral under the Oaks, and the Stairway to Heaven. This was the work of the Late Mr. McCoy at 3660 Latigo Canyon Road a little north of Malibu, California.
I highly recommend my book to any screenwriter wishing to collaborate on the true story of Old Flattop who has actually been grooving up slowly.