DIAMONDS, DAUGHTERS AND A BORDER
By Neil V. Kidd

GENRE: Comedy

LOGLINE: A laconic trucker discovers a case full of diamonds in his cargo and decides to take the money, steal his two rebellious daughters from their mother and make a run for Mexico - all while evading the cops, the mob, his boss and his wife.

DIAMONDS, DAUGHTERS AND A BORDER

Jen (snarky) Who'd want to keep living here? I've been eating Captain Crunch for dinner for the last month and if I have to pretend I believe you when you say you're working in "sales" one more time I'll puke. The walls are paper thin mom - we know what you're doing in there.