SYNOPSIS:

Because down-on-his-luck private gumshoe Bill Canaham made headlines busting Senator Snarkton in a love tryst with an Orangutan, the First Lady assumes he is a crack detective who can help her find out why her husband has turned raving paranoid. Once he is spying inside the White House, Canaham is easily detected by the President, but due to his knowledge of baseball, is taken into the Commander-in-Chief's confidence. Once inside the White House bunker, Canaham learns that he is not up against a paranoid national leader, but an alien invasion which is destroying the American dream.