There's an Island celebrities go to when they want to get away from the limelight, where it'll cost you the world to live there... but it'll cost you a lot more if you want to leave.

SYNOPSIS:

Nigel Robinson has applied for a job on a remote British island in the Mediterranean because his wife has just left him, but worse still is that she's taken the dog too! He's told that once he moves to the island he can never return to England, but that suits him fine.

After a rigorous introduction to the do's-and-don'ts of The Island (don't speak unless spoken to, don't touch anyone and don't let anyone leave!) he is finally given his duties and released upon the inhabitants. What he discovers is that the island is filled with celebrities... but no just any celebrities, one's that he thought were dead!

What follows is his interactions with John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, the real Paul McCartney (?!)...

At first he's overwhelmed and starstruck, but then he notices how morose and sad they all are; when these celebrities decided to go to The Island they didn't realise it would be more like a prison than a holiday resort. So Nigel fells it's his obligation to try and free them, to return them to the world, and expose the grim cover-ups.