A husband and wife make a bet as to who swears the most prompting dueling swear jars and a bizarre game of one-upmanship.

SYNOPSIS:

In an apartment after an accident, a husband swears in front of his wife. She objects, he insists he is no worse than her. With no better idea, they decide on dueling swear jars, one for her leading to a new purse, one for him leading to a new big screen tv.

With both their dream items and pride at stake, the two enter into a contest of getting the other to swear that includes spicy foods in her cooking, flushing during showers, tampering with tampons, and him eventually hiring a prostitute for his wife to catch them in bed with.

She doesn’t take it well, proceeds to kick the hooker’s ass, prompting a call to the police. As the couple sits handcuffed on a curb, they make up and call a truce. The swear jars are now lawyer fee jars.