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In the psychosis of Skin-Cell Rape; Synthetic Sperm, Paul Ryan is the Adam of the Armageddon and the Eve of the Anti-Christ; the mother of the son of God. Shia LaBeouf is the father of the Christ Child; the vector of the Holy Spirit; the sperm of God. If DNA is destiny, who has the DNA that could be cross-bred with Paul Ryan to create a hero who is destined to transform the world and lead our post-Armageddon global society? I think that man is Shia LaBeouf. Why Shia? Because he is the genetic carrier of the qualities essential for the next step in human evolution; his skin-cell outcomes are uniquely suited to survive the Armageddon and be the drummers of a new beat, the inspirational rhythm for a transformative age of nomadic free spirits who speak truth to power. Read the Tea Leaves: Watch his new films, absorb the cryptic meaning his books, and read between the lines of his recent statements. Imagine that you are among the first to see the emergence of a great man; the charismatic leader of the Millennial Generation; the president elect of 2024. Mr. Shia LaBeouf. And then imagine the offspring of that great man hybridized with the evil personified by Paul Ryan, and you will get my vision of the anti-hero who will lead us to victory over the Tea Party and redeem our souls.

SKIN CELL RAPE, SYNTHETIC SPERM - THE SEMANTIC SOCIETY

FADE IN: DEPOSITION – NOVEMBER 4, 2014 Plaintiffs’ attorney deposes surrogate mother currently gestating twin zygotes produced using the synthetic spermatozoa created from Mr. Shia LaBeouf’s skin cells and the synthetic oocytes created from Rep. Paul Ryan’s skin cells. The skin cells were extracted without the informed consent of the co-defendants on November 4, 2007. According to the statutes in some states, the penetration of the co-defendants’skin was tantamount to rape. The surrogate mother did not know she was gestating a rape baby until contacted by a law firm filing a class-action lawsuit for child support against co-defendants Mr. Shia LaBeouf and Rep. Paul Ryan. The class-action lawsuit was initiated after criminal rape charges were filed against stem-cell scientists funded by the Institute of Tea Party Studies. In 2013, Rep. Paul Ryan was a co-sponsor of the bill that gave zygotes property rights. He is now a co-defendant in the first class-action lawsuit filed on the behalf of zygotes and fetuses whose genetic mother is a man (Paul Ryan) who was raped vis-a-vis unlawful skin penetration for reproductive purposes. It is estimated that thousands of LaBeouf-Ryan zygotes were produced. The eldest, Ashianae, was born on November 4, 2008. He is six. Location unknown. PLAINTIFFS’ ATTORNEY Did the fertility clinic inform you that the father of your twins is Shia LaBeouf? SURROGATE MOTHER No. I thought my husband was the father. PLAINTIFFS’ ATTORNEY Did the fertility clinic inform you that the mother of your twins is Paul Ryan? SURROGATE MOTHER No. I thought I was the mother. PLAINTIFFS’ ATTORNEY Are you going to abort the plaintiffs now that you know who their true parents are? >>End of page 1. casting@cohortfunding.com