Wotcha, peeps!
Time rolls steadily by, and some have been born anew, some have passed onto bigger and better things and still more, strange as it may seem, have forgotten who I am.
So here I am again.
That strange phenomenomenon that is Andrew, well, it just won't go away - it just keeps growing and getting more wickedly inventive. Yes - poet, musician, painter and now, published author, I'm here to annoy you again - at least 'til you say hello and/or buy my book or my services: then it'll all just go away (the annoyance, that is, I'm a permanent fixture).
So, you have your instructions. It's a doity job, etc., etc.
Hello Andrew!