Joanna Bloem

Joanna Bloem

Producer/Screenwriter at New Age Entertainment
Actor, Producer and Screenwriter

Santa Monica, California

Member Since:
September 2014
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About Joanna

Hi Everyone! I am an actor/screenwriter/producer with 5 original screenplays (various genres) I aim to set up or option and 1 script (mystery thriller) adapted from a novel by a bestselling author for which I have an Indie offer, with an interested director, on the table. Because that offer is a $7-10m budget, which is lower than I think the script deserves, I seek another buyer with deeper pockets and bigger connections, preferably at a studio. I'd love to trade reads, especially with anyone who might have studio, funding or A-list producer connections.

Unique traits: Good at drama and comedy as an actor and writer and learning more about producing each day!

Loglines

  • TRIANGLES by Joanna Bloem

    TRIANGLES by Joanna Bloem Budget: $30M+ | Romance Adventure In a bizarre love triangle, a millionaire Eco-Entrepreneur becomes entangled with two women who were sisters in another life in ancient Egypt.  Connecting with his true Soulmate (this time), and a metaphysical psychiatrist, they must unravel the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle/Atlantis – or die trying. 

  • HALL OF RECORDS

    HALL OF RECORDS Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi Adventure After her parents mysteriously disappear in Cairo, their spunky daughter carries on her father's dangerous mission to re-enter a secret chamber of the Great Pyramid.  Screenplay available.

  • COVERUPS

    COVERUPS Budget: $10M - $30M | Mystery Comedy A naive veterinarian suspects his sophisticated new French bride of infidelity but discovers that she's actually a super-spy using him as one of her many "covers."  He must deny his love to rescue her, when she's abducted in Brunei.  Inspired by a real life story.

  • NO NUKIE!

    NO NUKIE! Budget: $5M - $10M | Comedy Led by the feisty wife of the new Secretary of Defense, well-placed Washington D.C. women, and call girls, go on a sex strike until their men stop making war.  Inspired by Aristophanes' "Lysistrata" written in 411 b.c (still relevant) and my updated play, "Lysistrata, D.C." Another version, EASTSIDE WESTSIDE on the same theme takes place in New York.  Don's wives, and girlfriend, go on a sex strike to stop a nasty turf war. 

  • MOSAIC

    MOSAIC Budget: $10M - $30M | Romance Thriller A blind pianist must heal her sight to identify her mother's killer, murdered in a theft gone wrong linked to stolen Nazi art.  Hooking up with a maverick CIA agent to solve the mystery, they must now outwit assassins to stay alive.  Based on a novel by a bestselling author.  Rights obtained.  Screenplay available.

Credits

  • Space Command

    Space Command (2016)
    Film (Sci-Fi) Actress Jack Kemmer rescues ex-archeologist Vonn O'Dara high above Mars, setting into motion a revolution that changes galactic history.

  • Blood Relatives

    Blood Relatives (2015)
    Television (Crime) Actress Real life cases about families and the murders that tore them apart.

  • Random Encounters

    Random Encounters (2013)
    Film (Comedy) Actress A dual-perspective he-said she-said romantic comedy about two 20-somethings' chance meeting at an LA coffee shop, that takes us on a roller coaster ride as they attempt to find one another and find true love within the superficial LA singles scene. Written by Anonymous

  • Workshop

    Workshop (2009)
    Television (Comedy) Actress Follow six 20-something actors as they try to navigate their way through the highs and (mostly) lows of making it as an actor in Los Angeles.

  • The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

    The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009)
    Television (Comedy, Music and Talk-Show) Actress Opening monologues, sketches, celebrity interviews, and musical performances are commonly featured.

  • BASEketball

    BASEketball (1998)
    Film (Comedy and Sport) Actress Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of the Dallas Felons wants to institute. Written by Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar <kelvinc@concentric.net>

Awards

  • Two Grants from the Yip Harburg Foundation for production of my musical comedy LYSISTRATA, D.C.

Education

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