Jeff Ayars

Jeff Ayars

Cannibal Milkshake Comedy

Filmmaker, producer and director in New York City, New York

About Jeff

I'm one half of the Cannibal Milkshake comedy duo, known for videos that have garnered ~2 million views such as NY NY Land, Kinder: Tinder for Kids, Canadian Sniper, The Revenant: Leo's Lost Outtakes, and James Bond: Double-O Dad. Also, my Christopher Walken impression.

My comedy work has been featured by the The New Yorker, Fortune Magazine, the Funny or Die Homepage (7x!), CollegeHumor, Splitsider, Channel 101, Fast Company, Yahoo Movies, Huffington Post, SpoiledNYC, Gizmodo, CNET, Men's Health, Elite Daily, The Daily Dot, Death & Taxes, as well as the NYC Web Festival, the NYC Independent Film Festival, and the Tribeca Film Festival. I also perform live sketch comedy at venues like Union Hall and the UCB theater.


Name: Jeff Ayars

Lives in: New York City, New York

Company: Cannibal Milkshake Comedy

Occupation: Filmmaker, Producer, Director, Editor, Actor, Cinematographer, Comedian, Videographer and Voice Artist

Unique traits: Impressions / accents

Credits

  • No More Lonely People

    No More Lonely People (2019)
    Film (Drama and Romance) Actor Your soulmate is decided on your 23rd birthday. Sam and Dianna are two people who fell in love outside the system. When the system confirms that they're not soulmates. Sam teams with Reporter Alexa to fight for the love of his life.

  • This Is Our Home

    This Is Our Home (2018)
    Film (Horror) Actor A struggling couple's weekend getaway goes awry when a child arrives in the middle of the night claiming that he's their son.

  • What Are We?

    What Are We? (2018)
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  • I, Nancy

    I, Nancy (2018)
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  • Assholes

    Assholes (2017)
    Film (Comedy, Drama and Romance) Producer Adah and Aaron are literally Assholes.

  • To My Son

    To My Son (2017)
    Film (Short) Actor A 1980s Wall Street banker must confront his estranged gay brother at their parent's estate after the death of their father.

  • The New Yorker: Shorts & Murmurs

    The New Yorker: Shorts & Murmurs (2017)
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  • Hashtag Fireworks

    Hashtag Fireworks (2017)
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  • Go Tell Your Fathers

    Go Tell Your Fathers (2017)
    Film (Short and Drama) Producer Over a family beach weekend, a young women grapples with whether to confide in her family about a recent sexual assault.

  • And Then I Left

    And Then I Left (2017)
    Film (Short) co-Writer, Director, Actor Violet, a young painter, is embarking on a one way trip to Mars. Today is her last day in New York City.

  • What's Your Worst Roommate Story?

    What's Your Worst Roommate Story? (2017)
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  • The Startup to End All Startups

    The Startup to End All Startups (2017)
    Video (Comedy and Short) Co-Writer, Director, Actor Parody promotional video for a self-important "world-changing" start-up company (for The New Yorker)

  • The Notebook Snapstory

    The Notebook Snapstory (2017)
    Video (Comedy and Short) Writer, Director, Actor A millennial update of "The Notebook" made using only Snapchat, featured at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival.

  • Millennial Hoarders

    Millennial Hoarders (2017)
    Video (Comedy and Short) Writer, Director, Actor Mockumentary about millennial's digital hoarding habits (for The New Yorker)

  • NY NY Land

    NY NY Land (2017)
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  • Ghost Friend

    Ghost Friend (2016)
    TV Movie (Comedy) Producer Simon, an idealistic goof, has his dreams shattered when his long-term girlfriend, Amy, abandons him for another man. Deeply shaken, Simon falls into a tailspin and loses everything, including his home. Unmoored and adrift, he seeks shelter in a ramshackle, spooky old house where he encounters Chauncey - the surly ghost of a long dead whaling Captain. Chauncey begrudgingly reveals that because of a seemingly innocuous drink Simon took from a mystical chalice, they are now supernaturally Soul Bound by the ancient power of Ghost Rules - meaning it is their destiny to help each other find their souls' purpose for existing. Desperate to win back his girlfriend and find meaning in his life, Simon is elated to undertake such a daunting task. Chauncey, a self styled lone-wolf and curmudgeon, not so much. However, seeing as he is just as desperate to end his supernatural binding to Simon, they forge an unlikely friendship.

  • Two Girls One Show

    Two Girls One Show (2016)
    Television (Comedy) Actor 2 Girls 1 Show is a comedy series that explores internet communities and culture. Each episode focuses on a different online phenomenon (e.g. bronies, the rise of sugar dating, etc.). The show pairs real, unscripted interviews with the people behind the posts, and scripted shenanigans as the two girls run around NYC "testing" what they learned. This "research" always leads to an onstage comedy sketch, as the girls are performers. Loosely based on real life.

  • Isolation

    Isolation (2015)
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  • Je Suis Charlie

    Je Suis Charlie (2015)
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  • MacGuffin

    MacGuffin (2014)
    Video (Short and Comedy) Actor Jeffrey was just a small-town multi-billionaire...until he lost it all. Now, he's just a man looking for answers.

  • Paranoia

    Paranoia (2013)
    Film (Drama and Thriller) Actor The high stakes thriller Paranoia takes us deep behind the scenes of global success to a deadly world of greed and deception. The two most powerful tech billionaires in the world (Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman) are bitter rivals with a complicated past who will stop at nothing to destroy each other. A young superstar (Liam Hemsworth), seduced by unlimited wealth and power falls between them, and becomes trapped in the middle of the twists and turns of their life-and-death game of corporate espionage. By the time he realizes his life is in danger, he is in far too deep and knows far too much for them to let him walk away. Written by Relativity Media

  • A Guilty Man

    A Guilty Man (2013)
    Film (Short and Drama) Actor A man slowly loses his mind when waiting a significant other in a shady motel.

  • Christopher Walkenoma

    Christopher Walkenoma (2013)
    Film (Short and Comedy) Actor A man falls ill with a serious, albeit played-out, Christopher Walken impression.

  • Coming 2gether

    Coming 2gether (2013)
    Film (Short, Comedy and Romance) Actor Love in the iPhone age.

  • Coin Toss

    Coin Toss (2012)
    Film (Short and Drama) Actor The day in the life of a coin.

  • Quantum

    Quantum (2012)
    Film (Short, Drama, Sci-Fi and Thriller) Actor A young research scientist enlists the aid of two of his colleagues in his latest study -- a game of calculated Russian roulette to put the theories of Quantum Suicide and multiple realities to the test in the physical realm.

  • Robot Tears

    Robot Tears (2012)
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  • Philadelphia, Ti Amo

    Philadelphia, Ti Amo (2011)
    Film (Short, Drama and Romance) Actor The pain of old memories paves the way for the pleasure of new ones.

  • Pound: The Woof Dawg Story

    Pound: The Woof Dawg Story
    Film (Documentary, Short, Biography, Comedy and 1 More) Producer A mediocre hip-hop artist looks for love online.

Education

  • Cornell University (Ithaca, NY)
    (2008-2013)

Jeff's Profile Statistics

  • Since: December 2014
  • Last online: > 2 weeks ago
  • Invites sent: 3

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