The very legitimate son of two parents who Heaven knows gave it their all with, I am a child of the 1980's, raised on such wonderful literature as National Lampoon and Mad Magazine... and horror films. Lots and lots of horror films.
Possibly born into the wrong timeline, I have a penchant for British Comedy, and enjoy the fine art of creating non-sequitur blogs and other such content, exploring the absurd in unique ways between jobs at my daytime gig, where I play a self-employed illustrator and designer.
My specialty is vehicle and environment design, by my goals are more deeply rooted in writing.
The father of three boys, I work hard to be the embarrassment in reality that they make me out to be in their own minds. It is, after all, my right and whatnot.
Unique traits: I have the kind of mind that makes you worry a bit, but in all the right ways. A keen sense of the absurd, and a crafty mind always seeking to utilize the scores of bizarre references it has stored, versus important information and other trivial nonsense.
Mother's Shine Award (Best in Show, SEMA)
Goodguys Street Machine of the Year
Goodguys Custom Rod of the Year