Dear Everybody, I need help. Here's the skinny: After extensive experience in the production of motion pictures, and on a parallel track as an instructor of the subject at various prestigious schools in Hollywood and abroad, I now need an outlet for my knowledge to keep it from ricocheting around in my brain. Originally from California, currently residing in Scottsdale, Arizona;--no, I'm not running from the law. However, being somewhat long in the tooth, I'm deemed unemployable even though I give good meetings. But look, I'm merely the old asshole now that I once avoided when I was a player. So I'm prepared to offer an overview of the complete production process, pro bono. That's the good news; the bad news is it has to be in Scottsdale/Phoenix. I refuse to engage in online education. Finally,as a means of keeping my sanity, I've been writing. Screenplays, both feature length and short, as well as short fiction pieces. Several of the latter have been published in literary magazines. Nevertheless, ironically, I'm illiterate (lazy?) when it comes to going public. Social media like, facebook, twitter, linkedin, etc., are all an anathema to me. So if there is a caregiver out there, or someone working on their karma, please get in touch. Aside from my "thank you's" I could repay the kindness with free consultation on writing--a subject I've taught with success. And that's the story. Thanks.