Filmmaking / Directing : A 25 year Hollywood Story or Hollywood and Sandra Bullock Scandel or A New Star by Hugh Jezard

Hugh Jezard

A 25 year Hollywood Story or Hollywood and Sandra Bullock Scandel or A New Star

1995 twenty-six years ago I had just left my wife and daughter in London and left behind to my business partner and a newly opened computer shop. I decided to go home to my hometown in industrial Cleveland the UK. My first accommodation was a bedsit in Stockton-on Tees in a notorious street number 12 Hartington Road. This was 20 miles away from all my school friends in Eston/Normanby in Cleveland. Stockton used to be on the back of a 5-pound note. Ridley Scott's home town and home of the oldest castle and street market in the UK. It was a dump compared to London.

Leaving London in May, October I decided to go to the cinema for my birthday and watch the woman actress I was in love with, in the film The Net . So on October the 15th 1995 my birthday the 16th I watched The Net about a freelance computer analyst who is targeted by a bad guy hacker working for a large US cooperate computer firm. In the film, no one believes her story. In the first 10 minutes of the film, Sandra is describing her perfect man. Shock horror I knew she was talking about me. 20 minutes into the film there is highlighted polaroid of myself in the film. Sandra escaped and gets her life back in the film and the bad guy dies and the company is exposed.

All my suspicions seemed to be true of John Hughes films that mirror my youth and with my Top Gun London business career with and an admirals daughter named Penny as in the film Top Gun. Yes' to say my suspicion of Hollywood wanting me as a star, became true with the film The Net on that night before my birthday.

Months passed till May of the next year with me going crazy talking aloud in my bedsit thinking Hollywood probably had me on camera in the bedsit.

May 1996 I heard a voice coming from somewhere. What are you doing when you should be saving the planet which got to me. The voice carried on saying they were from the future. They said they are going to fix my brain and suddenly I felt a tingle on the side of my head. The tingle then started to move over every area of my head.

The next thing to happen on that day in May 1996 was hearing the whispering voice of Bill Clinton the then president of the USA. He shouted and said. You must do as your told. Immediately I grabbed my coat and ran to the local police station. There in the foyer of the police station, I said daftly Mi5 let me in. To get in the station quickly. Straight away they opened the door and let me.

Upstairs in the station, the police officers surrounded me. I shouted daftly keep me away from the windows. They threw me into a cell. Soon a Dr Martin saw me. I shouted at him saying I think somebody wants to kill me and they have guns that can shoot through walls. The truth be told.

That night I was taken to the local North Tees hospital and placed in the mental ward. My first thought of psychiatry was this is a government detention centre.

12 midnight the whispering voices started again. This is George Lucas and Sandra Bullock. I didn't believe them but I listened anyway. We want you to be James Bond one day.

To this very day October 2021, a hundred films have been made just like The Net with pertinence to me and singers are singing songs about a Hugh.

The voices have had me sectioned over 25 times. To create a media angle of psychiatry making mistakes in every section and lying each section to cover up what they have done. I will not carry on. But at what point do I say it's not Hollywood even though I was in 4 English films 2,007.

Well, I'm not hanging around to find out if this bizarre issue is true. I'm off to Holland to claim asylum from England who won't remove the transmitters from my teeth and because UK psychiatry has decided to issue mind and body numbing medication for the rest of my life.

Much more information is on my Stage 32 wall if you're interested.

Rutger Oosterhoff 2

Madonna just contacted me. She says "Sandra and I are both auditioning for the next James Bond movie"; I must say it's a burden carrying that cross... but still a burning desire"..

All this - while in the background of Madonna's mansion - her recorded James Bond version "Don't be rude dude" of "Its You Its You Its All For You" can be heard:

Swinging in the backyard

Pull up in your fast car

Whistling my name

Open up a beer

And you say, “Get over here

and ask Shaken or Stirred"

Answering:

If not all the same...

Don't be rude,

A hundred blood thirsty pussys

just tried to kill me dude

I'm not Shaken

nor stirred

Grand me a beer

Not counting,..

I'm already drinking one here.

You see, I'm not your honorable

dame.

I'm fucking Madonna

and not to blame.

Hugh Jezard

Thank you, for the script. I will try and use it in a Self 4K Tape Lights Sony Fs 7 4K Camera, Action etc? Soon...?

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