Anything Goes : Crying Machos by Meir Sabbah

You go to the movies with your partner/lover/ (or trying to be lover) and you were warned to bring tissueswith you. But no. You are a Macho, a real MAN that won't crack for nothin'!! and you will prove to this girl that you can protect her from anything in the world!! But then the final act comes along and your teeney weeney little heart starts to melt, little hairs start to prickle on your neck...so you crunch your stomach and URGHH HUMMPH....AARRGGHH your abs are burning and you look away...but too late, that tear starts to trickle down. You stop. You breath deep so that a second one dosen't dare come down on that scruffy manly face of yours. But no. Another one forms on your eyelid.... (her head is on your shoulder. She's crying already for hours) Now you're begging the lord: "please god, please, don't let that tear fall, I can't wipe it without getting noticed" ...SLOW DOWN TIME...it falls off the corner of your eye...SPLASH!! it lands on her nose. BACK TO REAL TIME...She gets up and faces you. "Are you crying?!?" So. which movie made you cry? Armageddon, Titanic, Hard ball...Let's come up with titles that are not too stereotype.