SYNOPSIS:

Season 1 S1 E1, Dognapped!: When a local woman hires hyper-intense vigilante Bruce Cannon to find her kidnapped poodle, he treats the case like a Level-5 national security threat—only to discover the dog is a hyper-intelligent canine mastermind who staged its own abduction using ketchup "blood" and burner phones. S1 E2, Llama Enforcement: When Bruce Cannon’s partner, Max, is turned into a llama, Bruce discovers a mobster underworld run by Vladimir Bullshivik. S1 E3, Would You Mime Being Quiet?: Bruce Cannon and Max are hired to go undercover at a mime university to steal top-secret government information evolving around George Washington being a secret silent killer-mime. S1 E4, The Cereal Killer: Bruce Cannon and Max go undercover to investigate a “cereal killer”, only to realize that the killer was the Scottish midget off of the Fortunate Flakes cereal box, who got mad because kids preferred Lucky Charms over him. S1 E5, Santa Clause Isn't Comin’ To Town: Bruce Cannon is on his own this Christmas investigating an evil weapon-dealing Santa Claus and his deformed elf minion. S1 E6, The Fast and the Furriest: Bruce Cannon and Max uncover a secret underground street race run by mutant cats. S1 E7, Interrogation of a Vampire: Bruce Cannon attempts to interrogate a vampire, making it mad and causing it to kidnap and ransom him. Now Max has to save him before he is bitten and turned into a vampire as well. S1 E8, Close Encounters of the 4 1/2 Kind: After putting on 3D glasses at an immersive movie theater, Bruce Cannon and Max are sucked into a low-budget science fiction horror B-movie titled Close Encounters of the 4 1/2 Kind. S1 E9, I'm Pretty Sure This is Exactly How Pompeii Went Down: While on vacation in Hawaii, Bruce comes face-to-face with a fifty foot tall dinosaur made out of lava who has been disguising as a volcano for hundreds of years. S1 E10, The Terminator-ish: Vladimir Bullshavick hires a genius scientist and inventor to make a robot assassin to kill Bruce Cannon to get the ultimate revenge. Season 2 S2 E1, The Good, the Bad, and the Gag-Inducingly Hideous: After the failure of Vladimir’s assassin robot, he gathers every single one of Bruce Cannon's enemies and teams up with them to kill Agent Cannon once and for all. S2 E2, No Time For Pie: Bruce Cannon buys an apple pie from a county fair in which Max believes to be poisoned. S2 E3, Bruce the Chainsaw: Max comes face-to-face with a talking chainsaw who claims he's Bruce from the future. S2 E4, A Midsummer Night's Scream: Bruce and Max investigate three theater method actors who are also secretly cultists trying to summon the Shakespearean demon, William Shakes-Fear. S2 E5, License to Grill: Bruce just wants to have a normal outside barbecue, until the Shakespearean demon, William Shakes-Fear attacks. S2 E6, www.brucecannon.com: After Bruce Cannon creates his own website, Vladimir Bullshavick hacks into it and sucks Bruce into the computer. S2 E7, Breaking the Forth Wall: Bruce Cannon has a bizarre fever dream where he discovers that he is supposedly not a real spy, just a cartoon character.