Is this supposed to be written in the third person? Is acknowledging that it's actually me writing this hacky? Did I leave the coffee pot plugged in?
It doesn't matter. Most of the new fangled coffee pots these days shut themselves off after sometime.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, if you left your oven on then I'd be concerned.
No problem, now get back to your bio.
So, I'm a writer. Screenwriting is my concentration. Been writing for ten years or so. Got my start in the stand up comedy world. Uh, this is so hard to do.
No, no you're doing good keep going.
Tell 'em what you do for fun.
Yeah, yeah. I play tennis, lots of tennis. Ice hockey and mountain biking are other passions of mine. That's pretty much me in a nut shell.
Unique traits: I talk to myself.
Student Cloans Sci-fi ⋄ Thriller ⋄ Comedy A rebellious cubicle monkey must risk everything to discover the truth about the remote work facility he calls home - and the true origin of his creation.
Digital Content Producer
Video by Chaotic Wrestling Writer
The Wall of Difference
Series (Drama) Writer A ten episode web series.
Page Turner Screenplays Genre Competition - 2nd place - Half -hour pilot
2013 NYC Midnight Short Screenwriting Competition - 7th Place
2014 Creative World Awards - Television (Existing Sit-com) Category - Finalist
"People's Choice Award" - Boston Comedy and Film Festival
"Best in Dramedy" category- Boston Comedy and Film Festival
Topsfield Fair Giant Pumpkin Contest - 101st (Last Place)
UCLA Writers Extension