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BLACK AND BLUE
By Bruce Fisher

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

A white supremacist's political ambitions hit a snag when he's bitten by a crack zombie and thereafter turns black and starts dancing whenever he hears R&B music

SYNOPSIS:

BLACK AND BLUE

Your worst nightmare just came true!

A white supremacist's political ambitions hit a snag when he's bitten by a crack zombie and thereafter turns black and starts dancing whenever he hears R&B music.

This is a story about Alby Himmler, an ex-con, skinhead drug dealer, who wants to be the leader of his local Detroit skinhead chapter and win the heart of his girl.

As part of his strategy to become leader his local chapter, Alby proposes wiping out the dark population via a flavored super crack meth hybrid he calls “GRAPEZILLA”. When far right political operatives learn of Alby's agenda they want to take his plan statewide.

When Alby meets with local gangs to introduce them to his product, a black crack zombie bites him. Thereafter, whenever he hears R&B music, he turns black and starts dancing.

Whenever the "crack zombie" syndrome takes hold, Alby not only dances and turns black, but also sings incredibly well. Because of his singing prowess, Alby lands a gig in a black club where he meets a black girl.

Hiding his condition from other supremacists while continuing to pursue his political goals becomes increasingly difficult and when Alby’s secret is ultimately uncovered, everyone he knows turns against him. Every one except the one person he least expects to help him. Afraid for his life, Alby starts on a path that eventually leads to skid row where he spends every waking moment in an alien world, evading detection and trying to find "The Haitian", the only man who can help him get his old life back.

Rachel Cann

hahaha!

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