Embarrassed beyond belief when his lovable mom's secret centerfold past is revealed to his entire school, a geeky boy realizes his mother now wants to run off to Hollywood, and it's up him and his dorky friends to stop her.

SYNOPSIS:

In small town Colorado, eighteen-year-old Archie loves drawing superhero comics almost as much as he loves his wonderful best friend/mom Jane, who still looks incredibly hot at 40. Archie's life goal after graduation isn't college but to stay home and work with his mom at their struggling coffee shop. His latest sexy comic superhero creation even looks like his mom -- something his buddies, Butthorn and Jesus (pronounced just like Mr. Christ), tease him about.

His world turns upside down when someone leaves Archie an old Playboy featuring his mom as the centerfold. He freaks out -- how many millions of men looked at her naked and did... well, “you know”? Then, when he goes to Career Day at school to confront his mom, someone puts her centerfold up on the big screen, and the entire school sees his mom naked!

At the speed of the Internet, he and his centerfold mom become instantly famous around the world, spinning Archie's quiet nerd life out of control. A masturbation flashback with a cat and a nudie magazine reveals why Jane never told Archie about her Playboy past; Butthorn and Jesus push Archie to bring Jane to the upcoming ComicFest convention, dressed as his sexy superhero creation; his mom's popularity with every man in town makes Archie strangely jealous; evil school principal Marsha Kunsacker tries to stop Jane and Archie from "ruining" all the girls with porn; Archie gets his first girlfriend ever in the history of his life, who terrifyingly wants him to cash in her V-card; and Playboy offers Jane a chance to star in a sexy new TV show, "Cougar Force" -- which means his mom will now be naked every week in front of millions!

When Jane decides to move to LA, Archie desperately tries to keep her at home. This causes his girlfriend to dump him; he fights with his friends and Kunsacker expels him; and when he crashes a nude photo shoot of his mom and ruins her chances with Playboy, she kicks him out of the house.

Archie realizes he's got to let go of his mom and grow up. When he apologizes to her, Jane reveals that Kunsacker bullied her in high school. Archie and his friends devise a plan to show Playboy and the world that his mom's still hot for TV: they dress her up as Archie's sexy comic superhero creation, crash ComicFest, confront Kunsacker in an epic MILF battle, and Playboy offers Jane the TV series.

Archie gets back together with his girlfriend and with the success of his superhero-mom comic, he's ready to chase his own artistic dreams. And finally get laid without the cat around.

CENTERFOLD MOM