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H1TM4N INC.

H1TM4N INC.
By Kayser Foyz

GENRE: Thriller, Comedy
LOGLINE:

Legislation has forced all assassins to work as salaried employees under the umbrella of the Confederation of Contract Killers (COCK). Now they have to contend with sales pitches, social media targets and cold calling for their kills.

SYNOPSIS:

Delta was incarcerated in a hitman prison in Bangladesh, when International Legislation forced all assassins, to work as salaried employees for COCK (The Confederation of Contract Killers).

Now released he's got a 'job' at a COCK sanctioned agency run by his ex-MI6 handler: BO55.

Straight away he's caught up on a mole hunt when someone is suspected of trying to steal the Russell Grant codes - a highly advanced algorithm that can predict where a mark will be that has unfortunately been named after a 90's British TV Astrologer.

It's his first day and he has to stay alive long enough to learn about assassin showreels, cold calling and social media marketing. Death seems more inviting.

Barry A.A. Dillinger

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