Jonathan Hansler

Actor, Comedian, Playwright and Screenwriter

London, England

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About Jonathan

An actor comedian who was nominated best performance in Londons prestigious Off West End awards
His play Goodbye The Afterlife Of Cook and Moore was produced by Leicester Square Theatres Martin Witts,directed by Bafta winning Vadim Jean and he starred as Peter Cook.
Uniquely his film Axed was picked up by Lionsgate Fangoria Eone and distributed to over 35 territories world wide.He is psychopathically proud to lead that movie...with his offbeat humour under the surface.Also an underworld villain in Metrodomes The Devils Business...and a stand up and sketch comedian.Currently playing Hugh Paddick in Round The Horne on its 50th anniversary tour which transfers to the West End in January.

Unique traits: Very individual eccentric funny and terrifying

Gender:
Male

Height:
6' 1"

Weight:
180

Body type:
Athletic

Hair:
Medium

Hair color:
Brown

Eyes:
Blue

Ethnicity:
Caucasian

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The Forbidden Note (2016)
Film by Callum Andrew Johnston (Drama and Romance) Actor Cosmo, a South African pianist falls in love with Sakeena, a British Muslim ballerina, who is being forced into an arranged marriage by her abusive radicalised Uncle. Through their struggle, Cosmo tries to show that the power of love, is far more important than the love for power. Written by Anonymous
Boris in the Forest (2015)
Film (short) by Robert Hackett (Comedy, Drama and Horror) Actor A black comedy about a Californian geek in search of his horror hero Boris Karloff. Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, horror geek Merv Blanco holds forth in reverential ecstasy as he finally finds himself outside 36 Forest Hill Road, London, birthplace of his hero, screen legend Boris Karloff. But what awaits in the run-down kebab shop that occupies what was once the Karloff home, is not what Merv was expecting.
Convention of the Dead (2015)
Film by Kelvin Beer (Comedy and Horror) Actor A small group of sci-fi fans on their annual trip to their local sci-fi convention - only something's a little different at the convention this year, the zombie apocalypse.
Evil's Evil Cousin (2015)
Film (short) by Richard Peter Hunter (Horror) Actor During Pastor Bob's service one of the congregation takes a turn for the worse, inadvertently birthing himself out of himself; resulting in the arrival of his evil twin - 'Evil Terry'. Pastor Bob takes this as a sign from God, a test, a renewal of his lacking belief - perhaps - perhaps not. Food fights, trouser removel and shotgun exorcisms ensure and like all good things, the story ends in a sing song.
Irongate (2015)
Film by Sean Cronin (Drama and History) Actor 1852 - At the turn of the industrial revolution in the shadow of the Crimean War. IRONGATE is one woman's journey to the heart of the Irongate dynasty. The dynasty that created the cannon that would change the face of war.
Deep Cuts (2015)
Television by Darren Bransford (Drama and Mystery) Actor
Young Hunters: The Beast of Bevendean (2015)
Film by Ewan Gorman (Action, Adventure, Family and Mystery) Actor Young Hunters: The Beast of Bevendean is a children's action adventure film, about two boy's hunt for the mysterious creature said to be living in the woods on the edge of town.
Forever Mine (2015)
Film (short) by Alexander Milo Bischof (Drama and Thriller) Actor A man seeks revenge after witnessing his life fall apart during a single telephone call.
Incognito (2015)
Film (short) by Jeremiah Quinn (Biography, History and News) Actor Two mysterious men meet for coffee, cake and a catch-up in Buenos Aires in 1960. The dark secret they share is revealed, along with their identities.
Rule of One (2015)
Film (short) by Michael Rodrigues (Drama, Sci-Fi and Thriller) Actor In a future Britain where every family is restricted to one child, a rebellious teenager must learn to work with his father to keep a baby hidden from the ruthless Family Planning Agency.
Art Ache (2015)
Film by Berty Cadilhac (Comedy, Drama and Romance) Actor Alex is a shy accountant living in London. He is reluctant to step out of his comfort zone, but when he falls in love with an adorable French artist named Penelope, he pretends to be a talented artist himself; and now he needs to win a Modern Art contest to prove it. Written by Anonymous
Nocturnal Activity (2014)
Film (Horror) Actor Annie Dyer moves into a new apartment and quickly discovers she is not alone; a malevolent spirit repeatedly attempts to seduce her in order to possess her body as a vessel to carry out its vengeful mission.
Unfinished Business (2014)
Film (short) by Kawita Sareen (Drama and Thriller) Actor A modern day Caucasian woman attempts to convince her skeptical psychiatrist that she is the reincarnation of an Indian man. As the power balance shifts between the psychiatrist and patient; East and West, is she for real, or just psychotic? And what is her true motive... Written by Anonymous
Saturday (2014)
Film (short) by Christian Ancliff (Comedy and Drama) Actor Angel TV takes a look back at the creation of mankind, with inside interviews with those that were involved in the project from design to delivery; this documentary special exposes the truth behind the biggest, and strangest project undertaken by the ethereal powerhouse. Written by Anonymous
Breaking the Bank (2014)
Film by Vadim Jean (Comedy) Actor With ruthless US and Japanese investment banks circling Tuftons, a struggling two-hundred-year-old, family-run British bank, can its bumbling, incompetent chairman, Sir Charles Bunbury, fend off the onslaught and save the bank?
Jayson Bend: Queen and Country (2013)
Film by Matt Carter (Action, Comedy and Sci-Fi) Actor Jayson Bend, Royal Intelligence Ministry agent, teams up with his Swiss counterpart, Alec DeCoque, to stop the activation of a newly launched satellite that will turn Raymond Perdood, the billionaire owner of the largest global chain of hair salons, into the most powerful man in the world. This film combines both comedy and action in this James-Bond styled LGBT themed satire. Written by Anonymous
I Know What I'm Doing (2013)
Film by Robbie Moffat (Comedy, Drama and Romance) Actor June Bennett goes to Yorkshire to marry one of the richest men in Britain. Despite being twice her age, she knows what she is doing.
Old Dogs (2013)
Film (short) by Sam Prudence (Action, Comedy and Crime) Actor Mike and Dave are brothers. They are also retired criminals. However, with the lure of a much needed cash injection, Mike convinces a reluctant Dave to join him for one last job. Things don't go to plan as the brothers are inconvenienced by a local drug dealer. With cash, drugs, stolen cars and dirty doggers, our Old Dogs are in for a rough ride. Written by Anonymous
Ellipse (2013)
Film (short) by Ilana Rein (Drama and Sci-Fi) Actor Ellipse is about a cosmic game that spans centuries and galaxies. It is a game of influence played by immortal beings who come to Earth and choose extraordinary people to help them win. *The Game is to seed the universe with organic material and where it starts life, we monitor and protect it from the opponent. Players and opponents are sent to random worlds to 'plant clues' to our existence, or to stop those clues from being found. It is a game of influence. The greatest player we have known is Leo. He plays on Earth.* Written by I.R.
The Search for Simon (2013)
Film by Martin Gooch (Comedy and Sci-Fi) Actor 30 years ago, David's younger brother Simon disappeared without a trace and has never been seen since. David is still looking, and the search for Simon has become his life.
The Web (2012)
Film (short) by Richard Deakin (Drama, Horror and Sci-Fi) Actor Last tube of the night, from London's West End. Paul, a troubled city financier, is alone, then joined by Preacher Man who disapproves of his drunkenness. A young couple get on and start kissing passionately. Preacher Man objects, Violent Man tries to throw him off the train. Paul ends up accidentally pushing them both off. He is alone with the beautiful woman, who kisses him and takes him home to make love. Afterwards he dreams of the Credit Crunch, Canary Wharf as the Tower of Babel, Yggdrasil the Norse tree of the World. When he wakes she traps him in a web. He realizes finally she is a Spider Lady and will lay the eggs he has fathered in him, to eat him alive. Written by Anonymous
After Death (2012)
Film by Martin Gooch (Comedy, Drama, Mystery and Sci-Fi) Actor When failed inventor James Jones (Paul Freeman) dies in a laboratory accident, his estranged children return to the family estate to settle his affairs. They each bring their own baggage: Eloise (Claira Watson Parr) has never recovered from the loss of her mother and brother, and cant find a lasting job or relationship. Yossarian (Ben Shockley) is a presenter on a bad daytime TV show. Suki (Nicola Goodchild) has always been the practical one, and she takes out her ill humor on her timid spouse, Colin (Jonathan Hansler). The only thing the siblings seem to share is their guilt over abandoning their father seven years ago, when he accidentally killed their brother Tom (David Wayman). A lawyer (David Acton) hired by their shady Uncle Simon (Linal Haft) informs the siblings that their father had borrowed against the house for his last experiment, and that his estate belongs to the bank. This news sets the siblings on a scavenger hunt, which leads them to their fathers last invention: a ... Written by Amazon Editorial
Knight Knight (2012)
Film by Christina Bucher (Comedy) Actor Camelot is closed, King Arthur is dead and the Round Table is no more. Trainee knights GILBERT (a highly-strung hypochondriac) and EDGAR (an up-beat Christian) find themselves wandering the land in the company of a MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT in search of money, adventure and comfortable underwear. When the mysterious knight dies (mysteriously) Gilbert and Edgar find themselves in possession of a letter addressed to him from a certain KING KENDRICK, entreating him to help rescue his recently kidnapped daughter KATRINA. The letter comes with a bag of gold. Gilbert and Edgar act at once... they spend the gold. One pair of pants and a saint's kneecap later, the two knights are once again on their uppers. Whilst drowning their sorrows in a village grog shack, however, the two men get wind of an employment opportunity in the local castle of KING VINCENT of Essex. They make their way to the castle and are immediately hired as security guards. Their jobs, however, are a little less than chivalrous, as... Written by Nick Horwood
Axed (2012)
Film by Ryan Lee Driscoll (Drama, Horror and Thriller) Actor With the world in financial turmoil, Kurt Wendell has lost his top job in the city but cannot bear to tell his family the dreadful truth. Luckily he's a man who knows how to make serious cutbacks... Granting his children a day off school and his wife a day off work, Kurt drives the whole family to a remote spot, miles from civilization. Little do they know what he has in store for them... One last bit of business, a final project that is both sinister and deadly, involving his wife, his children, and the savagely beaten man trapped in the attic... It's not only Kurt Wendell that's getting AXED, as his ex-boss and his horrified family are about to find out, one by one. Written by Ryan Lee Driscoll
The Grind (2012)
Film by Rishi Opel (Crime and Thriller) Actor The Grind is a modern urban drama, set in world of sex, drug dealers, dance nightclubs and loan sharks... See full synopsis »
The Devil's Business (2011)
Film by Sean Hogan (Horror) Actor At the house of their target, two hit men bide their time waiting for the kill, only to find death already arrived in the shape of black magic, devilish spirits and the occult.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I (2010)
Video Game by Adele Cutting (Fantasy) Actor Harry,Ron,and Hermione search for horcruxes, and fight for what is theres
Face Value (2010)
Film (short) by Claire Barker (Drama) Actor Face Value is a quirky satirical film based on a young man's obsession with his frown lines, the lengths at which he goes to smooth out his wrinkles and the money he spends, much to the annoyance of fellow housemates Toby and Sarah. To escape the mountain of debt his obsession has cost, Joey agrees to take part in a trial skin rejuvenation treatment, with some very unexpected results. Written by Anonymous
The Drummond Will (2010)
Film by Alan Butterworth (Comedy and Mystery) Actor Two city-boy brothers, one a charismatic optimist, the other a whining corporate sell-out, return to the countryside for their father's funeral. On checking out his decrepit estate the boys find one of their dad's ancient friends hiding in a closet with a bag full money. Whilst they decide what to do the pensioner is left to suffocate in the closet, leaving them with a much bigger problem to deal with; tell the police, or leave the body in his own home and pretend nothing happened (keeping the money in the process). This opens their world up to a series of bizarre incidents resulting in the village's quirky population gently decreasing during their short stay. Written by Fabian Brannegan
Rock and Roll Stole My Soul (2010)
Film by Adam Simcox (Comedy, Drama and Musical) Actor A retrospective documentary about the best band you've never heard.
Patrol Men (2010)
Film by Ben Simpson (Horror) Actor When a rebellious teenager gets into trouble, Alex decides to question some of the Island's strict rules. Alex may only be fifteen, small, and naive, but she quickly realizes that she is the only one who can uncover the mystery of Peyton Island. Alex isn't in Wonderland anymore. Written by Anonymous
Innocent (2009)
Film by Guy Holloway (Drama) Actor
Keep Up If You Can (2009)
Film (short) by James Smith (Thriller) Actor They placed a bug in the system as an insurance policy... but they didn't figure they'd all be sacked at once. Now the bug is out of control and WWIII is a terrifying reality.
Call of the Hunter (2009)
Film by Anthony Straeger (Comedy and Horror) Actor A documentary crew arrive at an old country manor intent on filming the Legend of Herne the Hunter. As members of the crew die in horrible circumstances the survivors are on a desperate search to find what the spirit of the forest wants. Written by Stephen Gawtry
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Video Game by Ralph Palmer Actor
History's Hardest Prison (2009)
TV Movie by David Wilson (Documentary and History) Actor In 1727 an investigation was launched into London's Fleet prison for debtors. Georgian society was horrified by the torture, neglect, violence and pitiful conditions endured by its prisoners.
Hotel Babylon (2009)
Television by Tony Basgallop (Comedy and Drama) Actor At a posh urban hotel, the love lives and whims of its wealthy guests are attended to by hard-working staff who have their own troubles with love.
Cash and Curry (2008)
Film by Sarjit Bains (Comedy) Actor Cash and Curry is a fast-paced, comedy-drama, set in multi-cultural London. Raj and his friends are tired of being "errand boys" at the bottom of the food chain. Ambition, leads Raj and his friends into the middle of a gang war between two of the biggest drug lords in London: Gabbar and Isaac. Realising the consequences of his actions, Raj seeks refuge in the countryside with an old friend, Tony. Based in an old abandoned farm, Tony runs the largest pirate DVD manufacturing operation in London. To elude capture, Raj and his friends are forced to submerge themselves in farm life. Meanwhile, Gabbar and Isaac are hunting down Raj and his friends - but who will find them first? Written by Jaffa Entertainment
The Dark Chronicles: Fatal Attraction (2008)
Film (short) by Vishaal Desai (Crime and Drama) Actor Private Investigator Henry Dark has had a long day, fruitlessly tailing a suspect. His brief moment of respite is broken when he receives a visitor - Beautiful, Vivacious Miss Parker. Why is she here? What is her agenda?
Cracked Eggs (2007)
Film (short) by Eric Loren Actor
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Video Game by Matt Birch (Adventure and Fantasy) Actor
Always Crashing in the Same Car (2007)
Film (short) by Duncan Wellaway (Drama) Actor At a late-night meeting with nine colleagues, James, an executive of some sort, wants action to avoid their potential loss of millions of pounds daily. He throws a tantrum when one man, Bill, urges caution instead of action. Jim leaves the meeting and, while driving to his office, has a mobile phone conversation with Bill. Something unexpected happens and Bill suddenly has a great deal of leverage. A power play ensues, and things become clearer at press conference the next morning. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>
By Blood and by Water (2007)
Film (short) by Jennifer Belander (Thriller) Actor Frank and Sarah are an ordinary couple who find their relationship shattered by an unexpected world conspiracy. Under the newly legalized government monitoring of private Internet, phone and credit activities, they become targeted suspects. Special Agents Moon and Blake are convinced that Frank and Sarah are guilty, but of what? And just who defines "crime" as the War on Terror is widened and old fears of Witchcraft are revived? By Blood and By Water is a tense thriller featuring a multi-national, multi-ethnic cast and crew. Written by Jennifer Belander
An American Nobody in London (2006)
Film by Anit Bashar (Drama) Actor
Inside Looking Out (2006)
Film (short) by Nicole Macandrew (Drama) Actor
My Family (2006)
Television by Fred Barron (Comedy) Actor Comedy about Ben, a dentist, and his family. They don't exactly get along well.
The Queen's Sister (2005)
TV Movie by Simon Cellan Jones (Biography, Comedy, Drama and Romance) Actor Following the death of her father George VI princess Margaret hopes to marry the war hero Peter Townsend but is told that if she does she will be cut out of the Civil List and receive no money. Throughout her life she is criticized by the anti-Royalist MP Willie Hamilton. She pursues a hedonistic life-style more suited to a wealthy upper class woman than a royal but in 1960 she meets and marries the photographer Anthony Armstrong-Jones and they have two children. However Margaret's insistence on being a party girl puts a strain on the marriage and they drift apart, each having affairs. Depressed when one of her lovers Robin Douglas-Home kills himself Margaret finds unexpected solace with the much younger Roddy Llewellyn, an aspiring singer who lives on a commune and whop shelters her from publicity. However they are snapped kissing and are emblazoned across the gutter press. For Armstrong-Jones and the royal family this is the final straw. Margaret is last seen on the Caribbean island... Written by don @ minifie-1