Christopher Seaver

Christopher Seaver

Warlock Home Video
Director, Editor, Filmmaker and Screenwriter

Rochester, New York

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November 2020
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About Christopher

Absurdist filmmaker, creating my own world of wonderfully weird comedy horror for the last 30 years. Have made over 60 features and shorts for several very low budget distribution companies around the country. Looking to UP the time and budget on my next few projects with the help of a producer or company I HOPEFULLY find here on this site.

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Credits

  • The Weirdsies

    The Weirdsies (2015)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor Absurdist, weird, gross out heartfelt comedy about 4 friends who go out on one last adventure together to lose their virginity before their lives change forever and they are split apart.

  • Evil Night

    Evil Night (2014)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor Nerdy Science loving oaf, Jimmy, Falls for the most adorable girl in his college class but when her no good nick friends decide to pull a prank on him, his lovable oafness turns to murderous telekinetic slaughter in this fun, goofy absurdist remake of the 1992 Shot On Video classic of the same name.

  • Phantom of the Grind House

    Phantom of the Grind House (2013)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor A horror club learns the local grind house is closing and plans a 24-hour movie marathon to save it. They have no idea The Phantom, a derelict, has been hiding in the theatre for years and will stop at nothing to destroy the club from ruining his home. Over the top low budget absurdity.

  • Sexsquatch

    Sexsquatch (2012)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor Absurd Comedy Horror about an Alien bigfoot "Stink Fist The Sexsquatch" who descends upon a lake house summer party to wreak sexually disgusting havoc on the party goers and only the Virgin of the group and his weird and off beat friends can thwart his sensually brutal plans!

  • Geek War

    Geek War (2010)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor There's a mysterious VHS tape that dwells in the comic book shop of Deathbone (Billy Garberina), the eccentric barbarian shop owner. Deathbone has priced this tape at $1500, and in 25 years nobody has ever forked over the cash to buy it... that is, until now. Thus begins the Geek War. Two nerds, Max (Kurt Indovina) and Papillion (Josh Suire), fight to claim the tape as their own from the clutches of Tangerine (Raine Brown), a dorky but super hot girl who loves comic books and swooped in and bought the tape before they could. Both sides pull every trick in the book to seduce Tangerine in hopes of grasping the tape and viewing its legendary content. But in the course of trying to win the tape, Max ends up falling for Tangerine, and that is when the REAL trouble begins...

  • Ski Wolf

    Ski Wolf (2008)
    Film by Chris Seaver (Comedy) Writer, Director, Editor Its "Teen Wolf" meets "Ski School" in this extremely silly, low budget comedy homage to 80's genre tomfoolery flicks by the director of Film Crew and Mulva Zombie Ass Kicker.

  • Terror At Blood Fart Lake

    Terror At Blood Fart Lake (2008)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor Silly as hell comedy horror about a clutch of College students going to a friend's cabin for a sex-filled weekend but are hunted by the villainous creature, Jimmy Van Brunt the scarecrow killer, who is a legend around the cabin town.

  • Deathbone

    Deathbone (2008)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor A barbarian adventure comedy with all the micro budget fixens you could ask for. An elven warrior is tasked to find the legendary Deathbone to help her save her sister from the clutches of the vile Demon warlord, Ragnarock Von Druke! Low Budget Absurdist comedy abound.

  • Teenape Goes To Camp

    Teenape Goes To Camp (2007)
    Film by Chris Seaver Writer, Director, Editor The Legendary Teenape is back once again for a raunchy misadventure as a camp counselor in this 80's throwback to summer camp sex romps.....with a devilish twist.

Awards

  • Best Comedy Feature for The Weirdsies at the Buffalo Dreams Film Festival
    (2015)

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