Perhaps this isn't exactly the ideal website for this concept, but it sort of came to me in a dream and I've heard that lot of interesting things come from dreams, so if you know a friend of a friend whose neighbour's dog's vet's auntie's shrink's worst enemy's cobbler's proctologist goes to the same Ferrari dealership as a game-show impresario, maybe you can do me a favour and pass this on...
Hello darlings - could anyone put me in touch with a television commissioning bod?
I've just thought of a fantastic - and thoroughly positive - idea for a show where everyone's a winner! It promises to be ratings gold and, in keeping with my moral ethos, is bound to uplift and enhance everyone who sees it, and especially everyone who takes part.
Obviously it'd be a bit daft to go into too much detail here, but if I could speak to some relevant execs, I'm hopeful we can make something happen. So if you know of anyone I could talk to, could you please put them in touch with me, or let me contact them, and maybe I could share any success with you, as a thank you and, in any case, you have my sincere and heartfelt wishes for all the happiness you can handle, plus a little bit more x