Wouldn't you like to know how three inept paranormal investigators, hounded by the government and the media, uncover the answer to the greatest mystery of all time?

SYNOPSIS:

Three Days of the Condor meets Ghost-busters in this laugh a minute adventure comedy where no one is who or what they seem. Benton Seacker cares for a retired and somewhat dotty old psychic when he becomes involved with Wendy Hante, a technogeek who invents wacky devices that attempt to uncover spirits through unconventional means, such as the Hellatosis Monitor and Choker of Invisibility; and Mark Tinkers, a film student who is as good at editing as he is working on his Helmet of Incomprehensibility. When they find test data from the devices Wendy constructed mysteriously appearing on the internet as reliable proof of the existence of spirits, they set out to regain what credibility they have by, in Mark's words, "looking for the enactments that match the re-enactments, that nobody knows are pseudo-re-enactments." Along the way they meet Cheery Daze, the host of the Mid-Afternoon Morning show, who is looking for a story to boast her ratings from, as Wendy says, " right between a test pattern and a station off the air," all under the watchful eyes of Binocular Man, whose true identity I am not at liberty to divulge. The only people who believe them want to silence them. Chairvoyant combines sight gags, ridiculous acronyms, and outrageous puns to form a comedy that doesn't require "second sight" to enjoy the first time around.