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I had no choice but to be funny. My mother even told me " Your father and I gave up on you being a doctor, a lawyer or even a shepherd. Maybe you could be funny." #comicjeremycrawford
I admit I got an old soul. I got an MSN email address. #INMYDADDYSHOUSE
My dad wouldn't let me paint my room. Painting = "you plan on staying?" #INMYDADDYSHOUSE
My parents went to Orlando for vacation. My mom sent me pics of them at the World's Largest McDonalds, the beach and underscore it with Wish You Were Here. If my dad sent pics, he'd underscore them with WISH YOU WERE OUT! #INMYDADDYSHOUSE
My dad is the only father I know that'll pay kidnappers to keep his son. Kidnappers send a ransom note, he'll send it back with adoption papers. #INMYDADDYSHOUSE
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