Loglines & Screenplays by Ismael Camargo

GENRES: Art House, Comedy

Who's the best actress to play Aphrodite?
As Tarantino, Woody Allen, Kevin Smith debate this, Aphrodite herself joins the banter. She Knows everything about movies, history, Vinci, theology, love, etc. One of them discovers She's not Aphrodite, but Minerva.

GENRES: Art House, Period Piece

"The young women, the horses, and the hunt were claimed by the clan's strongmen; some adolescents who watched over the flocks rose up and triumphed."

GENRES: Art House, Comedy

An earthquake destroys a city. A man addresses the survivors and blames the libertines. Everybody decide to live in chastity. This man crosses the river that divides the city and performs the second speech, this one in favor of free love. A wild party begins in the riverbanks. A civil war break out. Third speech.

GENRES: Art House, Western

An 80 Years-old southern planter baron dies.
1000 family members gather for the funeral. Two of the 1000 are his ELDEST brother and his youngest, 29. Barley buried a bloody war breaks out between them over "THE SHUNAMMITE"

GENRES: Art House, Comedy

"Voltaire travels by ship; a rival throws him into the ocean. Washed ashore in Spain, HE fears the
stake. He shouldn't be afraid. SPAIN is now the paradise of religious and erotic freedom. It is a carnival."  

GENRES: Art House, Western

The same but Different

The same historical period, same locations, same characters.

One difference, the prospectors aren't American but Chinese.

Hence: a very different movie, more political.

GENRES: Art House, Comedy

4 boxing champions, born & bred in this town...
All 4 are madly in love with their trophy wives. Almost simultaneously, all 4 have an epifany: their beautiful wives are plastic and hollow.