Loglines & Screenplays by Hans Bauer

GENRES: Comedy

A misfit teen obtains the mythical Ugly Stick and uses it to wreak revenge on the popular kids who’ve made her life miserable, but when the magical weapon is stolen, she must examine her conscience and catch the thief before more damage is done.

GENRES: Action, Thriller / Suspense

In the jungles of Brazil, a kidnapped tourist forced into prostitution aboard a floating brothel instigates a mutiny. Hunted by their captors, she leads a group of women struggling to return to civilization, or face a life of sex slavery.

GENRES: Comedy, Romance

Marooned in the Mother of All Traffic Jams, an Everyman sets out into the traffic-scape fraught with terrors and obstacles to remake his dreary, loveless existence.

GENRES: Crime, Film Noir

A disillusioned NYC detective finds renewed purpose when an indigenous warrior arrives from Brazil seeking vengeance against the lumber tycoon who ordered the massacre of his tribe.

GENRES: Military/War

Epic Vietnam Era Ghost Story. A young grunt in denial about his psychic ability is assigned to an elite squad of spirit hunters, and is forced to confront his own supernatural past.

GENRES: Comedy

Circa 1975, intent on claiming a $25,000 TV quiz show prize, an uptight college student embarks on a week-long adventure when he hitches a ride from free-spirit centerfold fleeing her media mogul lover, who'll stop at nothing to sabotage their progress.