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THE FUCK IT LIST
By Pj McIlvaine

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE: Horny high school virgins who think banging "fugly chicks" will be easy, and their equally frustrated Dad's who aren't getting any either. It's hard out here for a virgin. Non-virgins too. No one's getting laid.

SYNOPSIS:

Boys. Men. Women. Girls. Sex. And Grandpa from the Senior Citizen Center who is known as "Sir Cumalot".

THE FUCK IT LIST

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Janet Caulfield

This Logline is hilarious! LOL, LOL, Sorry I can't stop!

Pj McIlvaine
@Janet Caulfield

The script is equally hilarious, Janet. I should upload the poster my friend in England made. It's freaking awesome.

Janet Caulfield
@Janet Caulfield

I'd love to see it Pj. :)

Ryan Henry Knight

This is too funny. Great work!

Pj McIlvaine
@Ryan Henry Knight

For these guys, it's going to be a long, hot, dry summer.

Michael A. Freeman

Okay, a grandpa named "Sir Cumalot," you've lured me in to give this a read and rate for the LAUGHS! Will drop a note again shortly! Cheers, PJ! :-D

Pj McIlvaine
@Michael A. Freeman

You will never look at an egg the same way again...

Michael A. Freeman
@Michael A. Freeman

Hmmm, you've really got me thinking here...I'm practically stumped! All I know is the sulfur part of consuming a hard-boiled egg -- and I have to think you'd have to clear a few blocks of a neighborhood and call in the HazMat team! ;-D Okay, now I've got to really read your script this weekend and I hope it does not have to do with a Thailand red-light strip joint and pole dancer doing some kind of juggling act with that egg??!! Gawd, you're bringing me down to your level -- and LOVING it! Cheers! ;-D

Michael Lee Burris

I really like the content the only criticism I might have is the sequencing. It works the way it is too though. Pitch it to Skinemax, you know Cinemax. I could really see it on there.

Chanel Ashley

Haha, love the title.

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