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THE PRIVATE DICK BROTHERS
By Tony D. Pindrock

GENRE: Adventure, Comedy, Crime
LOGLINE:

A private detective team of two beer-guzzling brothers are hired by a sexy dame to solve the mysterious double shooting of her uncle, but first must overcome the crooked cops, thugs, goons, a gang, and call girls that stand in their way before justice is served.

SYNOPSIS:

Alexander Plenty has been murdered. Not once, but twice and his sexy air-head niece, Ima Goodin-Tite, wants to find out who did it. Police detectives, Cleo Washington White III and his pasta eating partner Otis Mozzarella, are on the case, but Ima is tipped off by a spurned reporter to hire a couple of private dicks by the names of Budd and Bo Black, AKA The Private Dick Brothers.

The boys are unemployed and need the work, so they take the case as long as a trip to Disney World is included in the payoff. They hit the streets and get the scoop on Alexander’s secret bisexual life from their informer, Iggie.

The first to be questioned is the EX Mrs. Plenty who hates everybody. From there, they move on to a bar called the BI-WAY and meet Dick Head, a businessman Alexander was involved with. They finally end up at a seedy massage parlor where all the girls say, “they’ll miss his business.”

In the meantime, Cleo is furious the Black Boys are involved so he enlists the services of Otis’ nephew, Joey and his so-called youth club members to get them out of the way. The two suspects also hire a few goons and thugs to eliminate the boys.

If this isn’t tough enough to overcome, Cleo brings in Ima and her lawyer, Myo Friend, as the prime suspects in the murders.

The boys haven’t got much time now. They run into a psychic, Zorco, at the police station and she tips them off to where they can find the murder weapon that will free Ima.

They meet with the public defender, Candy Kane, and reconstruct the murders. Everything looks like it’s falling into place until the day of the arraignment.

Joey and his gang capture Budd and Bo in their home. It looks like Cleo will get his way until some unlikely masked heroes show up. They free the boys who hurry over to the courthouse, with the evidence that will clear Ima and prove who the guilty ones really are.

Tasha Lewis

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